an unprecedented number of people arrived at this page today, like, 18, when usually it’s about four. it would appear that across america, a bunch of people almost simultaneously launched a search for “adventures in good eating”, and turned up… me. how very mysterious.

maybe aliens have landed on earth (and just like all those alien invasion movies, landed in the u.s.) and being hungry after the long journey, wanted to nourish themselves before colonisation begins.

ulp.