i just shut down the document i was working on all of today — text formatting for yet another directory job… four years of design school for this? — and i blinked, and suddenly my field of vision was like that cypress hill “insane in the brain” video, where it’s like the screen is soft and every time someone pokes at it, ripples radiate out. woo.

um. so i was watching “fear factor” during dinner last night, and when i turned it on, what looked like a group of professional wrestlers was in the middle of a dare in which they rolled three giant dice, on which were printed the names of various ‘gross things’, and whatever they ended up with was put into a blender for a nourishing power smoothie.

as one of the male wrestlers threw his first die, he said, “i sure hope i don’t get the fish sauce.” which he didn’t. what he got instead was spleen, kidneys [addendum: ms amber emailed me that the ingredients were actually bile and mashed brains, which makes it about 89% worse] and… durian. i know the durian’s debatable; sometimes when i’m in the mood i will happily eat a slice of durian strudel or a durian popsicle. but! blenderised spleen and kidneys [bile… mashed brains…] over fish sauce? whas?

ummm. so i was watching “gilmore girls” during dinner tonight, and god those girls sure can talk. in great volume and at great speed (the speed is probably to facilitate the volume). and here i am with absolutely nothing to say, to anyone, ever.