via nellie: what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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so the new year traffic to this site has been from a bunch of people googling:
– girls e@ting sh!t
– sh!t e@ting girls
– sh!t e@ting japanese girl
– japanese girls e@ting sh!t
– sh!t e@ting video
– women sh!t e@ting japanese
– e@ting w0rms japanese video, and also
– feet toes licking pictures nice ladies movies

i’m just arsking for it now aren’t i? sigh. why do i feel sullied? all of y’all looking for the cr@p-e@ting chicks… there aren’t any here! you should be ashamed of yerselves. shudder. if you visit the yoghurt archives there are many, many eating stories, most of them involving a girl (me) and all of things eaten so much more palatable and nutritious than sh!t. do yerselves a favour.