what i’ve been doing the last couple of days is making print ready artwork for a series of promotional posters for one of those reality tv shows in which twelve housemates get locked in a house with hidden cameras and then get voted off one by one over three months or so. these posters will be mounted three to a trailer which will be towed around the city streets, obstructing traffic and polluting the already toxic city air in more ways than one. for all this, i apologise.

in keeping with the tradition of having a celebratory breakfast to mark the completion of the job, i made this lovely spring-coloured toastie: thinly sliced avocado, salted and peppered, on wholemeal. i like green food.