if you only knew how many people there are out there googling “girls e@ting sh!t” and its various combinations and permutations… and how many of them find their smeary brown way to this so un-smutty page, because i just don’t learn.

in an unexpected turn, someone quite recently ended up here searching for “girls e@ting worms”. oh how we laughed, bitterly. the audience of this page is just not what i was hoping for.

*sigh*

dinner will cheer me up: puffy tofu, snow pea shoots and baby bok choy in oyster sauce corn starch gravy, over rice.