ragingyoghurt

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some days, once a week, say, it is good in clement weather, to strap the kid in the baby bjorn, get on the bus and head into the city. timing it just right, directly after a feed and a nappy change, will buy us a two-hour excursion, plenty of time for a stroll through the aisles of department stores looking at what i like to call “things”, and then a quick whirl through the david jones food hall for lunch and/or a treat. maevis would have fallen asleep sometime during the bus trip or the subsequent wandering, and on the bus home is when the first gruntings of awakening emerge. perfect.

a week ago, such an excursion resulted in a turkey and brie baquette, three nudie smoothies, a tub of chocolate mousse, and a $20 box of the special christmas assortment of lindt gingerbread truffles. today was a much more modest affair, yielding a small tub of roasted tomato couscous and turtle bean salad from the salad bar. en route to the bus though, i did stop by starbucks, the one which opened up in the space where half the commonwealth bank’s counters used to be. remember, nellie, when we walked across the brooklyn bridge in the windchill, and my face broke out in hives, and on reaching manhattan we had to take shelter in a starbucks for gingerbread lattes? today there was no such need, even though i really wanted to, for christmas. instead i went the maccha frappacino, in a lovely shade of green. in a very non-christmassy display of meanness, starbucks now charges 30c extra if you say “yes” when they ask, “and do you want whipped cream on that?”.

humph.

ah these heady days of carefree consumption of pregnancy danger foods. i was hardly strict about it over the gestation — a couple bits of sushi here, a runny egg yolk there, with no ill effect except mild worry if my stomach flip-flopped after the fact — but in the last couple of weeks i’ve gleefully eaten two brie sandwiches, two chocolate mousses (with a newly acquired third in the fridge), an enormous amount of sashimi at one sitting, and today’s whipped cream on my frappacino. all i have to tackle now is soft serve ice cream.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 20 December 2004 at 6:05 pm
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is this my week of bizarre food-related mishaps or what? following closely after the lip-nougat battle, comes this afternoon’s liver-on-scone debacle. yes, that’s liver. on. scone. sigh.

it all began with the buttering up of a supermarket scone. i put the knife down while i went to fetch the new raspberry jam from the pantry, and then picked up the knife and broke the flat new jam surface and continued on my merry way. mmm… jam. then i took a bite of jammy scone, and there was a surprising undercurrent of liver!

what!?

and so it transpired that, by mistake, i had picked up the boy’s knife with which he had just applied thick livery layers of pate to some rye toast! and i had stuck it into my new raspberry jam! and spread it all over my scone!

i was very unhappy, and each bite of strange raspberry-liver scone made me just a bit unhappier, and then i had to get a spoon and scoop out the liver-tinged bits of jam from the jar, and eat them.

ok, well, i probably didn’t have to eat the livery bits out of the jar.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 17 December 2004 at 5:21 pm
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ok. so i was skinned by a piece of nougat.

yesterday afternoon, i cut a little finger off the stick of italian dark chocolate nougat that my good mother bought me at fratelli a few weeks back. it is a moist, fudgey thing full of whole roasted hazelnuts, with a protective layer of rice paper. mmm…

i put it to my mouth wherein the moisture from my lips adhered to the rice paper, so that when i removed the nougat after taking a bite, it removed the skin from my lips.

sure, it stung at the time, but i didn’t pay too much attention until a couple of hours later, at dinner, with the boy’s olds no less, when my lower lip was really, really stinging and i was having trouble speaking because it seemed like i couldn’t close my mouth properly. still, how much attention will you pay to your lip when the table is covered with a bounty of sashimi?

not too much.

and then i got home and looked in the mirror, and well…

posted by ragingyoghurt on 15 December 2004 at 12:28 pm
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last year, maybe the year before, i bought a wire-bound notebook: dusty pink, with a faint houndstooth-checkered pattern running through it, like the material of a suit a granny might wear. in the top right corner, under a magenta foil-stamped row of six olde worlde milke bottles, is the slogan, “dairymen are the cream of the crop!”. in the bottom left corner, under a tiny silhouette still life of a pitcher, a milk glass, milk carton and a wheel of cheese with a wedge cut out of it, is the poem…

“Love is like more than an emotion, / it’s the substance of our being / Each morning as I awaken your (sic) the reason / I smilke, Your (sic) the reason I love / A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you whe you have forgotten the words.”

[edit: what i meant to type was “your the reason i smile”. evidently the milk, which is all i think about (and smell of) these days, is more pervasive than i realised.]

i thought that this notebook, after languishing a year, maybe two, in my amusing notebook box, would be a most appropriate logbook for my breastfeeding diary (date, time, duration, side).

yesterday at 3.45 in the afternoon, maeve drank for twenty-eight minutes, eight minutes on the left and twenty on the right. then she had a vomit, which although moderate in volume, was nowhere near the torrent of the day before, which came up in four great gushes and took even the child by surprise, judging by the look on her face. this time she seemed unfazed so we loaded her into the stroller and walked into chinatown.

we caught the lift up to happy chef, and ordered bowls of soupy noodles (me: wonton and mushroom with rice noodles; the boy: spicy beef and wonton with egg noodles), and then after, we stopped by the bubble tea place and got bubble teas to go (me: jasmin milk tea with pearls; the boy: taiwanese style lychee milkshake). we walked home the long way, and then split up at the last set of traffic lights, the boy to get some DVDs, me, maeve and the stroller to get another bumper packet of nappies. maeve was still asleep when we got home. we felt like very normal people.

there have been eight feeds since, all varying in length, but generally a punctual two hours apart. in the notebook, on the top right corner of each page, next to the six olde worlde milke bottles, “You look brilliant like morning sunshine”.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 28 November 2004 at 9:48 am
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this was knocked together for grandparents and the extended overseas clan, but some of you asked, so here are some baby pictures:





it’s not quite anne geddes, although there is that one picture with gloomy bear…

posted by ragingyoghurt on 14 November 2004 at 4:26 pm
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is this not the most beautiful birthday cake ever?

it was bought for me as a surprise, a few days after the boy, sitting a metre away from me and confirming picnic details over the phone with his mother, said, “and while she’s not listening, i don’t know if you know, but saturday is bowb’s birthday.”

there was meant to be an proper outdoor-in-the-park picnic, with full family and grandparent attendance, but an hour before we were due to meet, the sky turned grey with raincloud, and great gusts of wind were slapping trees about. plan b: we met up on the verandah in the backyard with pies and quiche and rolls and cold chicken and coca cola… and then the gusty winds blew the clouds away and it was clear blue skies once more.

of course.

after consuming more curry chicken pies (three) and coca cola (one) than i should have, the cake appeared. the candle was lit and relit three times during the song — the gusty winds hadn’t quite abated — but i got to blow it out in the end.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 14 November 2004 at 3:41 pm
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hem. well, i meant to blog, and then
a. there was a baby to be fed
b. there was a nappy to be changed
c. zzzzz.

actually, no. c never happened, or at least never for longer than two hours at a stretch. ah sleep, how i miss you.

um. hold that thought. must go feed the kid.

maeve likes to eat every hour and a half or so. i can’t really complain; obviously she’s a girl just like me. i haven’t been eating quite that often, but i’ve been eating well. thanks to my mother, who shows up at the door every day with a bag of groceries and then cooks a high-protein dinner to aid the milk production; and the good fairies amber and ella berry, who arrived yesterday in between feeds bearing a tray of hot chocolate and large round shortbread-and-red-jam sandwiches; and ben and lena, who came ’round one weekend with half a kilo of chocolate seashells, and who doubled up as beds for the kid for a couple hours.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 9 November 2004 at 8:39 pm
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in the last week and a half we have received bunches and bunches of pink flowers, three chocolate cakes and a card made out to “little mauve“.

this is not a bad thing.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 29 October 2004 at 5:58 pm
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early on, maybe on day two, i bent over a meconium-filled nappy, and marvelled at the similarity between the sludgy brown excrement and the gravy that a merimbula chip shop smeared over my order of chips two christmases ago. oh the stunned silence that greeted me and my packet of hot chips and gravy when we made our entrance at the boxing day screening of “the lord of the rings: the two towers”.

i thought maybe i could call her “maevy gravy”. i’m sorry to say that a song ensued.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 26 October 2004 at 3:34 pm
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and then there was…

…maeve.

born 3.15am, monday 18 october,
49 hours after the first faint contraction.

woohoo!

posted by ragingyoghurt on 24 October 2004 at 7:04 pm
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